pffffffffffft

My favorite part is that the sunglasses say “It Make$ Cents!” on the side, which really brings home the symbolism that all Gatsby really wanted was her money, I think.

hezachan:

sparkrosa:

Holy moon

GIVE ME

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE QUOTED THIS WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING

searchingforknowledge:

sporklocked:

Hipster Ariel

LOVE

bonesmakenoise:

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

as someone who has baked these A LOT

They are REALLY GOOD

and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE 

2: Shoe Size

My shoe size is in the neighborhood of US mens twelve!

I’M BACK! Replies to replies

Here’s what you said when I left!

OG stop making me love you. *huuuug*

Thank you so so so so so much for your support guys! And thank you to all the new followers who regrettably started following me during me not posting things! I’m just some dude with a tumblr, I don’t deserve so much lovin’ ^____^

Here’s what you said to me being back!

YAAAAAYYY!!!!!!

YAAA—
Wait what?? O///O

By the way, now that I’m back, I’m going to be spamming content from two of my favorite blogs from two of my favorite people. So be warned.

GOOD TO BE BAAAACK 

(Source: branaghing)

sarahexplosions:

halberdierminister replied to your post: quick, someone teach me how to write insults that…

As long as you don’t mind profanity, I can help! :D :D :D

I have zero problems with profanity.  TEACH ME, MASTER JEDI.

Okay! So! um. Lemme think.

All right, so I’ve done some of my best insult writing here (hur hur what a suprise, plugging that again).

You have a number of options for insults. Two of those are names and wishes/commands. A general example of a name is “You asshole!” and a general example of a wish or command is “Go fuck yourself!” Now these are all well and good, but they are not particularly original.

Let’s look at names! A lot of fun names can be made by combining an expletive with an unrelated word, such as Douchenozzle, or Twatwaffle, or Asspantry.  Or turning that around, you can have things like Chucklefuck, Twinkletits, Stickerdick, or Pantryass (it works both ways).  A lot of the best names (and insults and swears in general) have lots of good hard consonant sounds like T’s and K’s, or drawn out consonant sounds like F.  That’s why “Buick” is inherently funnier than “Dodge”, and that’s why “Fuck” will always be funnier than “Sex”.

Wishes can be trickier.  ”Go fuck yourself” is a great all purpose one in real life, but on its own, it can be flat in writing. But let’s say, “Go fuck yourself with a cactus” or “Go fuck yourself sideways” or “Go fuck your nostril”. That’s so much better right there. In fact, telling people to go fuck something ridiculous is always great.  ”Go fuck a tree” or “Go fuck an Oldsmobile” or “Go fuck the Baltimore Ravens”.

Of course, as fun as these are, what really is the meanest will always be something that personally affects the character. Like telling Bruce Wayne, “Your father did ten times more for the people of Gotham City than you ever could.” And as the writer, you’ll be the best one to gauge that.  Of course, those will generally not be very funny.

So this is by no means a comprehensive list, but hopefully you find it a bit helpful as a jumping off point? We can talk more about this if you like! (also read the link, the ultimate test of their working is if someone uninitiated with the fandom can enjoy them.)

Tumblr Crushes:

• kerskanen
• angeredpomegranate
• sarahexplosions
• batteryliquor
• gluethegrue
• revupthemstriders
• rosesollux
• obsessivelygalahad
• spookyhouse

Oh snap, who are these fantastic people???