strike out the ones you’ve done.

youmeatsuicide:

• Had alcohol
• Smoked an entire cigarette
• Done drugs.
• Written on a bathroom wall.
• Read a George Orwell book. 
• Had a physical fight.
• Used Twitter. 
• Listened to Lady Gaga
• Been in a car accident.
• Gotten suspended.
• Gotten expelled.
• Been allergic to something.
• Got a computer virus.
• Touched a real gun.
• Had a dog.
• Had a cat.
• Been pregnant.
• Camped out
• Swam in the ocean.
• Wore a bikini.
• Driven a car
• Been sent to the principal.
• Ever liked someone.
• Failed a class. 
• Failed a test.
• Went to summer school.  (summer class, but that’s not the same thing)
• Got worse than a D
• Got A+’s, A’s and B’s.
• Read an entire book.
• Recorded my own music. 
• Had an xbox.
• Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
• Wore fishnets. 
• Wore skinny jeans.
• Hated someone.
• Been cheated on.
• Cheated on someone.
• Practiced Christianity/Catholicism.
• Worn makeup.
• Lied to my parents about where I was going.
• Had surgery.
• Had my license. 
• Been to college.
• Graduated high school.
• Attempted suicide.
• Self harmed.
• Worn colored contacts.
• Painted my nails black.
• Broken someone’s heart.
• Had my heart broken.
• Cried for an hour straight. ???maybe???
• Lost something very valuable.
• Got separated from one of my parents as a kid. 
• Broke a bone.
• Gotten stung by a bee
• Eaten something bad/expired.
• Threw up from being so drunk.
• Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
• Danced with someone of the same sex.
• Owned an ipod
• Danced with someone of the opposite sex.
• Owned an iphone.
• Fell for a best friend. 
• Stole a friend’s significant other. 
• Went far away from home for more than a week.
• Moved out.
• Ran away. 
• Had a job.
• Been fired.
• Lied to a friend.
• Lied to a family member.
• Had a Facebook.
• Posted a video on Youtube. 

• Started a rumor about someone. 
• Talked bad about someone.
• Dropped out of school.
• Deliberately failed a test.
• Been skinny dipping.
• Counted to a million.
• Counted to a thousand.
• Ate rabbit meat.
• Ate duck meat.
• Had fast food.
• Been to Church.
• Been to Canada.
• Been married.
• Had a divorce.
• Broke a glass.
• Hugged someone today.
• Texted someone today.
• Received a phone call today.
• Threw something out of the window. 
• Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
• Wish you were somebody else
• Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
• Kissed someone
• Been to a concert
• Seen your favorite band live
• Met a celebrity
• Met your favorite band
• Own more than 10 CD’s

Sofa will always be my hero.