Fic Series: A Legitimate Businessman
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth, Homestuck
Rating: Teen and up for profanity and probably violence
Summary: Team Sleuth and the Midnight Crew attempt to team up for a i-scratch-your-back-you-scratch-mine double takedown of The Felt and The DMK. AU, Human.
Status: In Progress
Part 1: The Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan (Problem Sleuth) approaches Jose “Jack Noir” Vantas (Spades Slick) with a business proposition. It goes about as well as you expect.
Part 2: The Associates of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan and his team of private eyes repeat their offer to the infamous gang of ragamuffin pikers known as The Midnight Crew. Civil discourse ensues.
Part 3: The Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman
Jack Noir makes a phone call that he really, really, really does not want to make.
Part 4: The Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman
Every proposition has a reason behind it. Some of them are more difficult than others. But a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, even if Patrick Sloan and his buddies might not see eye to eye.
Part 5: The Lifestyle of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan attends a meeting with Jack Noir’s right hand man, Paolo Diamante, aka Diamonds Droog. The two of them share a friendly game of pool… or is it? (It isn’t.)
Part 6: …..coming soon???
Reblogging for the daylight crowd because Part 5 is up!
Reblogging this again because I am very proud of it and would enjoy validation
» tags #homestuck #fanfiction #my writing #problem sleuth #midnight crew #jack noir #spades slick #diamonds droog #ace dick #pickle inspector #a legitimate businessman #clubs deuce and hearts boxcars are in this too but not very much yet so i dont feel right tagging them