You hunted 800 pounds of butts. You were able to carry 100 pounds back.

batteryliquor: buttdumplings
davemikeisaiah: buttnuggets
batteryliquor: buttknockers
davemikeisaiah: knocknobbers
batteryliquor: buttwagons
davemikeisaiah: fuckin' buttwagos
davemikeisaiah: buttwagons*
batteryliquor: U broke the butt chain btw
davemikeisaiah: travelling the oregon trail of butts
batteryliquor: hahahaha
davemikeisaiah: fording the butts river
davemikeisaiah: cauk the buttwagon and float
davemikeisaiah: oh man, the buttwagon tipped over
davemikeisaiah: looks like you broke an axel and lost 20 pounds of butt

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Oh wait I can give him an epitaph

theconjuredking:

Yes, this is much better. (thanks, Dave)

“GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY”…. because “He died as he lived: Full of Shit” would not fit on the tombstone.

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» tags #BBC Sherlock #Oregon Trail #theconjuredking #cholera