Fic Series: A Legitimate Businessman

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Fandoms: Problem Sleuth, Homestuck
Rating: Teen and up for profanity and probably violence
Summary: Team Sleuth and the Midnight Crew attempt to team up for a i-scratch-your-back-you-scratch-mine double takedown of The Felt and The DMK. AU, Human.
Status: In Progress
Author: Halberdier

Part 1: The Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan (Problem Sleuth) approaches Jose “Jack Noir” Vantas (Spades Slick) with a business proposition. It goes about as well as you expect.

Part 2: The Associates of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan and his team of private eyes repeat their offer to the infamous gang of ragamuffin pikers known as The Midnight Crew. Civil discourse ensues.

Part 3: The Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman
Jack Noir makes a phone call that he really, really, really does not want to make. 

Part 4: The Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman
Every proposition has a reason behind it. Some of them are more difficult than others. But a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, even if Patrick Sloan and his buddies might not see eye to eye. 

Part 5: The Lifestyle of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan attends a meeting with Jack Noir’s right hand man, Paolo Diamante, aka Diamonds Droog. The two of them share a friendly game of pool… or is it? (It isn’t.)

Part 6: …..coming soon???

Reblogging for the daylight crowd because Part 5 is up!

Reblogging this again because I am very proud of it and would enjoy validation

Fic Series: A Legitimate Businessman

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Fandoms: Problem Sleuth, Homestuck
Rating: Teen and up for profanity and probably violence
Summary: Team Sleuth and the Midnight Crew attempt to team up for a i-scratch-your-back-you-scratch-mine double takedown of The Felt and The DMK. AU, Human.
Status: In Progress
Author: Halberdier

Part 1: The Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan (Problem Sleuth) approaches Jose “Jack Noir” Vantas (Spades Slick) with a business proposition. It goes about as well as you expect.

Part 2: The Associates of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan and his team of private eyes repeat their offer to the infamous gang of ragamuffin pikers known as The Midnight Crew. Civil discourse ensues.

Part 3: The Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman
Jack Noir makes a phone call that he really, really, really does not want to make. 

Part 4: The Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman
Every proposition has a reason behind it. Some of them are more difficult than others. But a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, even if Patrick Sloan and his buddies might not see eye to eye. 

Part 5: The Lifestyle of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan attends a meeting with Jack Noir’s right hand man, Paolo Diamante, aka Diamonds Droog. The two of them share a friendly game of pool… or is it? (It isn’t.)

Reblogging for the daylight crowd because Part 5 is up!

Fic Series: A Legitimate Businessman

halberdierminister:

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Fandoms: Problem Sleuth, Homestuck
Rating: Teen and up for profanity and probably violence
Summary: Team Sleuth and the Midnight Crew attempt to team up for a i-scratch-your-back-you-scratch-mine double takedown of The Felt and The DMK. AU, Human.
Status: In Progress
Author: Halberdier 

Part 1: The Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan (Problem Sleuth) approaches Jose “Jack Noir” Vantas (Spades Slick) with a business proposition. It goes about as well as you expect.

Part 2: The Associates of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan and his team of private eyes repeat their offer to the infamous gang of ragamuffin pikers known as The Midnight Crew. Civil discourse ensues.

Part 3: The Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman
Jack Noir makes a phone call that he really, really, really does not want to make. 

Part 4: The Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman
Every proposition has a reason behind it. Some of them are more difficult than others. But a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, even if Patrick Sloan and his buddies might not see eye to eye. 

Part 5: The Lifestyle of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan attends a meeting with Jack Noir’s right hand man, Paolo Diamante, aka Diamonds Droog. The two of them share a friendly game of pool… or is it? (It isn’t.)

Part 4 is up! The wait is over! The wait for Part 5 is just beginning!

Part 5 is up and thoroughly unedited! Finally! Now I can sleep, revise it later, and write Part 6 eventually! We all know that Part 6 is the one I really wanted to write anyway. But Part 5 is still pretty good! Check it out!

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Anyone got any Warcraft, Homestuck or Lord of the Rings/the Hobbit fanfiction they could recommend to me?

I’m bored out of my mind and I miss reading. I’m not picky about pairings or lack thereof, I just need a good, long story with adventure and humour. Hard to find that combination, surprisingly…

Hi! I saw a friend comment on this post, and I wanted to maybe send a recommendation your way!

now, this might be rather self-serving since I’m the fella writing it, but I have a fic that is currently in progress that you might like! It’s Homestuck, though generally Intermission focused and crossed over with Problem Sleuth. But I have assurances from people who haven’t read both or either that it is still very enjoyable! It’s a longer story, and though it’s only 4 parts right now (about 2000 words per part), more is on the way! It’s got humor, action, and a lot of creative profanity! Maybe you’ll like it? You won’t know unless you give it a shot!

It’s right here!

all right let’s try working some more on this whole legitimate businessman thing that I should have been working on for the past four months.

Fic Series: A Legitimate Businessman

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Fandoms: Problem Sleuth, Homestuck
Rating: Teen and up for profanity and probably violence
Summary: Team Sleuth and the Midnight Crew attempt to team up for a i-scratch-your-back-you-scratch-mine double takedown of The Felt and The DMK. AU, Human.
Status: In Progress
Author: Halberdier 

Part 1: The Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan (Problem Sleuth) approaches Jose “Jack Noir” Vantas (Spades Slick) with a business proposition. It goes about as well as you expect.

Part 2: The Associates of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan and his team of private eyes repeat their offer to the infamous gang of ragamuffin pikers known as The Midnight Crew. Civil discourse ensues.

Part 3: The Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman
Jack Noir makes a phone call that he really, really, really does not want to make. 

Part 4: The Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman
Every proposition has a reason behind it. Some of them are more difficult than others. But a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, even if Patrick Sloan and his buddies might not see eye to eye. 

Part 4 is up! The wait is over! The wait for Part 5 is just beginning!

Reblogging for the Daylight Crowd!

And again for the Midnight Crew!

Fic Series: A Legitimate Businessman

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Fandoms: Problem Sleuth, Homestuck
Rating: Teen and up for profanity and probably violence
Summary: Team Sleuth and the Midnight Crew attempt to team up for a i-scratch-your-back-you-scratch-mine double takedown of The Felt and The DMK. AU, Human.
Status: In Progress
Author: Halberdier 

Part 1: The Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan (Problem Sleuth) approaches Jose “Jack Noir” Vantas (Spades Slick) with a business proposition. It goes about as well as you expect.

Part 2: The Associates of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan and his team of private eyes repeat their offer to the infamous gang of ragamuffin pikers known as The Midnight Crew. Civil discourse ensues.

Part 3: The Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman
Jack Noir makes a phone call that he really, really, really does not want to make. 

Part 4: The Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman
Every proposition has a reason behind it. Some of them are more difficult than others. But a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, even if Patrick Sloan and his buddies might not see eye to eye. 

Part 4 is up! The wait is over! The wait for Part 5 is just beginning!

Reblogging for the Daylight Crowd!

Fic Series: A Legitimate Businessman

halberdierminister:

Fandoms: Problem Sleuth, Homestuck
Rating: Teen and up for profanity and probably violence
Summary: Team Sleuth and the Midnight Crew attempt to team up for a i-scratch-your-back-you-scratch-mine double takedown of The Felt and The DMK. AU, Human.
Status: In Progress
Author: Halberdier 

Part 1: The Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan (Problem Sleuth) approaches Jose “Jack Noir” Vantas (Spades Slick) with a business proposition. It goes about as well as you expect.

Part 2: The Associates of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan and his team of private eyes repeat their offer to the infamous gang of ragamuffin pikers known as The Midnight Crew. Civil discourse ensues.

Part 3: The Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman
Jack Noir makes a phone call that he really, really, really does not want to make. 

Part 4: The Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman
Every proposition has a reason behind it. Some of them are more difficult than others. But a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, even if Patrick Sloan and his buddies might not see eye to eye. 

Part 4 is up! The wait is over! The wait for Part 5 is just beginning!

Fic Series: The Legitimate Businessman

Fandoms: Problem Sleuth, Homestuck
Rating: Teen and up for profanity and probably violence
Summary: Team Sleuth and the Midnight Crew attempt to team up for a i-scratch-your-back-you-scratch-mine double takedown of The Felt and The DMK. AU, Human.
Status: In Progress
Author: Halberdier 

Part 1: The Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan (Problem Sleuth) approaches Jose “Jack Noir” Vantas (Spades Slick) with a business proposition. It goes about as well as you expect.

Part 2: The Associates of a Legitimate Businessman
Patrick Sloan and his team of private eyes repeat their offer to the infamous gang of ragamuffin pikers known as The Midnight Crew. Civil discourse ensues.

Part 3: The Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman
Jack Noir makes a phone call that he really, really, really does not want to make. 

Part 4: coming soon????

FFM Week 03 and other Weekly Writing Master List

Okay, so I kind of dropped the ball and missed three days for Flash Fiction Month this week.  But that’s not because I wasn’t writing.  So in this week’s master list, I’m also going to include some other things I’ve written this week that I’m really proud of: a new entry in my Problem Sleuth and Midnight Crew fanfiction series and two reviews of animated Batman films.

Flash Fiction Month Day 17: And If They Don’t Dance deviantart

Flash Fiction Month Day 18: A Change In Address deviantart

Flash Fiction Month Day 20: Personal Effects deviantart

Flash Fiction Month Day 21: The World Was Made deviantart

Fanfiction: The Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman archiveofourown

Literature After Hours: Batman: Year One Review litafterhours

Literature After Hours: Batman: Mask of the Phantasm Review litafterhours