i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
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(Source: pissypeach, via nightwings-bum)
Persona All Day today. B)
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i have a donate button up on my blog now, so if you guys give a shit, it’s there.. most of it will go to getting food for my family, and paying the bills and stuff..
and then some of it will go towards my cosplay funds, so it’ll put less stress on my mom and my friends..
signal boosting for a wonderful little guy who has had some awful shit happen to him and his family.
Nothing quite irks me like Lol with a capital L.
just never capitalize! lol
Okay I found what bothers me more than Lol
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[video]
hey man is it okay if i change the radio station
how was skool
pass the cheetos
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hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
omg
(via butthurtherpetologist)
That moment when you end up in the exact same position when you’ve only been in the same room together for a few hours…
no stoppit i say
I don’t even know. This is what happens when you put us in the same room.
you two stop this at once
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