what if GHB is a total straight edge
“hey man, stop drinking that, not cool”
“dude this is a pepsi”
“yeah but it’s got caffeine and caffeine is a drug”
“fuck you grand highblood”
“don’t say the eff-word it’s not polite”
February 2012
I absolutely can't stand when people fish for compliments.
Grow up.
I can’t stand when people fish. Period.
I can’t stand fish.
I can’t stand.
I can.
Can.
CA.
C.
@hal cause fuck it I can call you that
Well you see pissin on someone is form of affection and also a form of hate here on Tumblr do you understand nowwwwwwww :o
Yes please call me Hal, nobody does and it bums me out.
Wait see I thought pissin on someone was something people only did when…
um…
Well all right, I guess I understand now.
I fell asleep and had a dream that every episode of Pokemon ended with a five minute sequence of Danny Trejo trying to escape a containment facility in whatever the location du jour was because he was some kind of ultimate Pokemon everyone wanted to experiment on.
Maybe Danny Trejo is what happens when you combine Giovanni with Mewtwo DNA.
Dear Mr. Trejo:
We would like to personally beseech you to consider the following opportunity. As you are no doubt at least partially aware, there is a multi-billion dollar franchise of video games, trading cards, televisions shows, movies and merchandise known as Pokemon. The television show consists of roughly 20 minute episodes of animated content. The proposal is simple: for every episode of this series, we would like you to be involved in a five minute sequence of you trying to escape some location relevant to the episode. Ideally, Robert Rodriguez would direct, and if possible, we would shoot for an R rating. If the R rating is not possible, We are sure we could find some other director. Please consider this. We feel you would be a valuable addition to this already iconic television show.
Thank you for your time,
Everyone in the damn world.
“Aw this guy is great I really like him I wonder if maybe he- ”
no Kellie shut up, you’re not likable.You should slap your superego in the face for that final comment.
My superego
is right, though.
No it is not.
❄ this this
❄ What calms you down when you’re upset?
Playing the ukulele, peppermint tea, wearing my headphones, wearing glasses, wearing my comfy suit jacket. Also being around friends, hugs, being held, and listening to music.
☛ ❀ ✌
☛ - Have you ever been betrayed in the past?
Betrayed is a very strong word, one that I’m not sure I could ever say I’ve been. I don’t really think I’ve ever been betrayed. Honestly, the only time I’ve felt an emotion akin to that was when I reached the end of the book “The Murder of Roger Ayckroyd” by Agatha Christie and found out who the killer was. I do believe I literally threw the book across the room.
❀- What is your relationship with your mother?
It’s a good relationship, I’d say. There’s a lot I don’t tell her, and I disagree with her on a LOT of issues, and she thinks I’m far too liberal and really seems to assume I want the illuminati to rule the world (Okay, that last bit is speculation, but the fact that both of my parents have tried to understand what I’ve said as insinuating I believe in a ‘one world government’ makes me suspect this). But besides the fairly rare arguments and the disagreement on so many things and the fact that there is so much I don’t tell her, it’s a fairly positive relationship. I am very glad to have her in my life.
✌- Share a secret.
My preposterous arrogance is only in place to cover up my enormous inferiority complex.
“April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain.” -American sports legend, Charles Barkley
Did Charles Barkley really say that?
Am I really reading this?
What is Andrew writing about?
The proper reaction to Homestuck.
OH MY GOD you guys it was meant to be
I thought I should make a deep and personal ask meme.
- ✞ Your religious Views?
- ✿ Relationship with your father?
- ❀ Relationship with your mother?
- ✩ Who is your most loved person?
- ☂ What is your sexuality?
- ☼ Who makes you the happiest?
- ❄ What calms you down when you're upset?
- ♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
- ✖ Had your heart broken?
- ☛ Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
- ☁ Who do you miss the most?
- ✌ Share a secret?
New to this...
So I’m wondering what tumblr is about…
Okay, so tumblr is kind of a blog. It’s also kind of a photosharing service. It’s also a little like twitter without a character limit. And you can reblog and share and like and reply to things!
I suggest that you go to your settings page and open your ask box and things like that!
“Aw this guy is great I really like him I wonder if maybe he- ”
no Kellie shut up, you’re not likable.
You should slap your superego in the face for that final comment.
i HAVE the fedora: halberdierminister: can-i-touch-your-butt-if-i: halberdierminister:... →
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That is so offensive my grandma was killed by Jack Noir on Prospit how dare you.
Reblog this if you like Homestuck and I will leave a Homestuck related ask for you!
