June 2011
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Fact 042: I really want to make muffins right now...
And while that is a fact, that’s weak, so I will continue. I really love baking.  I love cooking too, but baking is really fun.  I once won a bakeoff by making Cookie Bars.  Or as I guess the rest of the world calls them, chocolate chip blondies.  I really hate that term.  Blondies.  No.  These are cookie bars.  You make the recipe for cookies, but then you pour it in a pan and cut them...
Jun 30th
Jun 30th
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Fact 041: Closeup pictures of people's mouths make...
Paintings, photos, movies, television… if it realistically shows a mouth or pair of lips and nothing else, I will cringe.  Especially if the person’s mouth is shaped like Megan Fox or the Megan Fox replacement in the new Transformers movie.
Jun 30th
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Fact 040: Seals make me happy.
they just do.
Jun 29th
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Fact 039: This is my Nerf gun.
As you can see, it is actually two guns in one, with part of another gun in between.  All of these are unmodified stock parts. If anyone asks me why I love nerf guns, I show them this.  If they cannot understand why this is awesome, I tell them to leave.
Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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people on my dash seem to be in need of warm and...
mechakucharumba:
Jun 28th
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Post a picture of your desktop exactly as it is...
captain-solo: thesassygaybitch: loadedweapon: highwaysflew-by: coolbeansmrshue: hurricaneashlyn: immortalspudtheif: wilfulwilf: therewasastardanced: damelucyjo: tinacreeper: I am seriously a lot better at keeping it organized, I swear. I love this background.
Jun 28th
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Fact 038: Any day I get to make spaghetti or stir...
Jun 28th
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
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Level 55: i hate those commercials that are like →
jonesyfilthybottom: madnessburger: perfect-english-gentleman: butidigresss: this is a poptart: and this is a warm, flaky toaster strudel: BITCH, I LOVE POPTARTS. Poptarts are gross. I fucking love toaster strudels. but a toaster strudel between two… Toaster Strudels are actually horrific.  Like a hot pocket, they are either too hot or too cold in the middle.  They...
Jun 25th
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Jun 25th
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So I seem to have gotten some new followers recently!  A little unexpected, but I am cool with it!  Um… let me tell you a little about myself… My name’s Dave, I like halberds and Nerf guns, and I’m a writer and a wannabe graphic designer.  I also have an unshakable love for music, film, and literature, and I choose to express that love by boring everyone to death by...
Jun 23rd
Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
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Listenlevel55: joshology101: huffley6: ...
Jun 22nd
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Mr. Hammond... the phones are working.
As is everything else.  The power just came back on after about a two-hour blackout.  Holy crap, I forgot how how it gets without a fan or anything.
Jun 22nd
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Fact 037: I shall now list for you some of my...
I couldn’t get the “read more” break to work right, so this’ll be long and I apologize. Dispatch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMD5Pptc-JQ Youngblood Brass Band http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxmOBiKn2Uk Blue Man Group http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-GPXkX0YKA AC/DC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFlNo1NjAEQ Queen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbEMjKitA4 ...
Jun 21st
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Just curious, reblog if you have been or are...
I have been in a long distance relationship before.  I have been in a few, actually, of varying distances and varying relationshippinesses.  I kind of don’t want to be in one anymore. And this is a problem now.  Because now I have reconnected with this one girl I once cared about a couple years ago.  She moved to Florida though.  But now she’s back, but only until the end of summer. ...
Jun 21st
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Reblog if you have met someone online that you...
kiitsunei: /touches lemon
Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 13th
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I dance in elevators alone
Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 10th
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The theme from Cowboy Bebop is playing during an...
Aww yeah, shit just got real.
Jun 10th
Jun 10th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
And also that I haven’t posted a Fact in a couple days….
Jun 8th
That last post reminds me that I need more anime fans to follow/follow me.
Jun 8th
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I went to Pirate Fest a couple days ago, which is, as the name implies, a Festival about pirates.  Now, it’s customary for many of the patrons to dress up as pirates.  It’s essentially a place for non-anime fans to cosplay, but never tell them that. Anyway, in the sea of pirates, I noticed one cosplay that stood out.  And it made me facepalm so hard, because there was no reason for...
Jun 8th
Jun 7th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 7th
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Fact 035: After seeing Chasing Amy, Kevin Smith...
l;kasjdf;lkajdflksjdf this film is fantastic.  I love the story.  I love the writing.  And it ends EXACTLY the way it should, in a way I have never seen a movie like this end. Any movie with a romantic plot always seems to end one of two ways: they end up together or they never see each other again.  All stories seem self-contained - they have a clear beginning and a clear ending.  But life is a...
Jun 6th
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Jun 5th
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Fact 034: I am learning the ukulele... sort of.
I can play the chorus to “Undone (The Sweater Song)” by Weezer, and I’m working on the verses.  I can also play “Beer” by Reel Big Fish…. sort of.  Not very well, but I’m learning.  And by learning, I mean I’m borrowing my friend’s ukulele while I’m at his house and he’s teaching me some chords and I’m looking up others.
Jun 5th
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Fact 33: I freaking love Chinese Food.
And Japanese food.  It’s amazing stuff.  So good.  So good. Teriyaki is one of my favorite flavorings too.
Jun 5th
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Fact 031: I think Bruce Willis should do more...
Correction: Action Comedies.  I mean, he’s great as an action star and all, and he’s an all around good actor, but I love him most in films like RED and The Whole Nine Yards.  When he’s kicking ass and taking names and also being ridiculous.
Jun 5th
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Fact 030: I am also in love with Ginny Weasley
But you already knew that and it is neither here nor there.
Jun 4th
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Fact 029: I don't usually declare my undying love...
She’s cute she reads she’s shy(ish?) She can stop a knife with her bare hand She can alter space and time at will as if it were a computer program And she has short, purple hair. It was bound to happen.
Jun 4th