sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
The Great Gatsby Drinking game
nunuinurface: drink every time Gatsby says “old sport” drink every time someone says “Gatsby” drink every time Gatsby looks at the green light drink every time Gatsby lies drink every time you want to punch Daisy drink beer not shots… or you might die
meggannn: thatlonelybarricade: videohall: Bird reacts to dubstep #best four seconds of my life tbh
daphneontherun: you’re minding your own business just reading a fic when suddenly you see it
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
riddlemehiddleston: quitcomplaining: i have...
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
twotenandahalf: palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.
sadtoasteroven: whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida thanks, dan
buttlid: wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
ay-drian: getting over someone you never even dated
shubbabang: miss-clucky replied to your post: what if clothes were living beings and they had… what if the clothes’ clothes had to wear clothes omg i just thought of this glove floating around wearing tiny shoes and on each shoe was a tiny hat and i just started laughing hysterically
aprilcider: if you don’t stop doing cute things i swear to gosh i’ll kiss you