proof that god loves gays: he made me cute as hell
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
things that dont make you a rude guest:
- asking for a drink
- asking where the toilet is
- looking around the house
things that do make you a rude guest:
- pissing in the fireplace
AH OH MY GOD I CAN’T EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THIS PROPERLY
This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.
he is too powerful
he must be contained before explosions